I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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