Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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