It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Randomize
