Say something about gay babies.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Randomize
