i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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