i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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