I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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