No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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