You made me cry and you don't even care
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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