Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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