fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
