Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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