I don't think brook has ever known best
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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