Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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