I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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