That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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