It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
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