Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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