I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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