Sry I called you an 8
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
i may or may not be watching the land before time
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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