So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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