I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Is it because I queefed?
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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