I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize
