I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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