I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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