everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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