Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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