it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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