Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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