I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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