i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
My balls are so social today.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
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