Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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