We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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