Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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