Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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