I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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