he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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