if you like me you must not know who I am
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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