Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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