yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
now i know why i became what i already was.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
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