so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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