Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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