I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I think my moral compass just broke
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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