In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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