we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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