Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
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