420 ftw
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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