He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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