if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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