please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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